Now i have time.
(even if not quite yet, or maybe not quite for a week - to apply panache and poise and grace as i always have that no matter wot) as a dry early autumn week, here, to come, means get out in it!!)
Even if a tragic inverse kairos
perhaps i can sit for the few hours it will take me to replace the keyboard of the worst laptop ever - the Lenovo ideapad 330S (we shall deal with you, in another place).
Just when there is no one to write to with mind, body, and soul... and not have ones messages full of so many typos everything is unreadable. Even if I always know what i mean...and it is all very 'universal' - if one has a lifetime of half decent real literature, poetry, and art within.. the sort Sewell would have fizzed about.
So i suppose there are two lists: the how to be just fine list. WHich needs some nicely written additions - breed, touch and DO something on the edge because you know it is good...for the future of your baby. Even if risky. Thy will 'offend' ..'bourgeois sensibilities which are usually the most unsensible way of being of all.
And the real 'problem' list.
The 'problem' list
Missuus Two Sausage Dogs...
Now talk about the perfect contrasts in one package of coop overwrapped.
And what would be the definition of hypocrisy had i..or rather not keeping t what one became. Better known as being authentic.
"Blahh blahh blahh..giggle.".real giggles
But shetoo had a word for them..i forget i must consult notes.
Only a very few have helped me with this class....
There are 50% who flatter and never ever follow through.Ever...
And then 50% nowadays of the even more of a headfuck class.
Someone threw an off the cuff nod of agreement "the yoga... [and i forget the rest of her words for have lived in NealsYard the Covent Garden branch..so long they must be vey pale from lack of sunshine.. ]
And Missey Look its tw sausages its a SIGN... had a great way of speaking of them.
They often do interbreed with the former 50% however they really are douby draining.
The lady reverent likesd my line yesterday (the one with the wedding ring)
" i shall use that to keep them away from me too.... ohh.. yes my ringworm on my elbows...had all my life... even sunshine doesnt nuke it 'better'...ehh no i don't need any of your healing potions..i LIKE it this way... Im fine thank you very much, in need of no healing"
Now say this to this 'group' who are scientifically no different to the cult of bonnet clad Amish that have invaded even here and... they look at you as if you are an STD..indeed they look at you as if you ARE an STD..
These disloyal readers, are the problem, as in really the problem...
especially as they entirely infested the 'Green' Party, and other once laudable organisations such as Friends of The Earth.
And they bought EVERYTHING that they could afford with their husband's ill gotten hedge cash for miles...
And of course they downplay how well maintained their not quite spanking new flash new motor is... all of which takes shed loads of cash. They obtain by defrauding all and sundry with their modern day snake oil... this is not a joke. I have repaired the roofs of these sheds. And despite Facebooks full of "God Save David Attenborough... [a friend of a dead old bag so no thanks]" you wouldn't believe the amounts of rusty old uncared for scythes left rotting away all over their land.... and huge pile sof plastic they save almost for a ritual burning when no one is looking.. never mind the ehh call me old fashioned but all those 200 quid a day 'workshops'on Gurjieff, mindfulness, wellness, shards of crystal Buddhist trinkets up your bumhole... indoors when on a nice sunny day you should be outdoors... all this 'wellness' and 'work'on the 'self' ..surely it is to make you stop lying... and being so bitchy about smallest personal things in other people when you are clogging up the queue to the cake platter at the Extinction Rebellion meet...
which is why all my local rivers are extinct, lifewise..
And there is no 'community' left - their every other word... well in fact that's an 'evolution' - t was until maybe 5ish years ago and something interesting seems to have evolved... they no longer bother as it was a lie as it means having to share cake with chaps who may not be able to afford quite the dental supremos they can
ANyway there really does need to be a simple word to describe this whole class - they are soso samey that one word and one class will do. Buti can never quite get it... the Waitrose Bags (they are100% female this is not Miss Oh Jenny just a fact) - one will see them usual with a woven hippy bag... but just now and again in just certain settings they get out a HUGE (i do have evidence) very very 'obvious' Waitrose one
Which is their business.
But when they angrily hiss "you cannot generalise" ...even if generally speaking had 100 odd years ago people generally said that generally if women are given the vote they generally wont vote for The Monster Raving Loony Party...and this generalisation turns out to be a fact.. and a fact thatthey will never speak to me again. The 'generalisations'in question i shall add to later.
Things like 'generally NONE of you who put moaning posts on yourfacebook about the explosion of chicken factories in this region..EVER go and even show your faces at an official planning meting..never mind 'protest'...is a generalisation that means in essence you are on the side of big agra...as big agra generally KNOWS...you lot will never ever DO anything to stopthem....cos you are too busy mixing up sweet selling meggabuckspotions to rip off some poor unsuspecting spot itcher... and guess what a bit of psoriasis on the balls...scratching that gives a real orgasm - like as good as the real thing...i miss the my old patch it wont come back !! ...youwouldnt know about them would you now.."
