Thursday 15 September 2022

why

 may one need a helpmeet?

or  just 

compaƱera

such a resonant word from my favourite place in the world

where i met actually Joan Baez and actually went on a femenista march with her

machine guns aimed at us

me in fact

after my speech to them - the gathered hoards of

Joan Baezs' 

" ladies of the fine feminist demonstraters  of Cochabamba ..incidentally unlike in my never a homeland... they go on radio four or facebook and all themselves 'activists' just moaning about whether or not some bloke with his balls cut off can piss in the same pan as them... you lasses are the REAL THING...[ when making a speech always have one recipient in mind, only and if she is sat there in front of you and a slightly spottier version of the actually real thing... and cclearly owns NO makeup as she knows her beauty would only be dulled by it....i mean talk about the definition of HEAVEN.... cos only one woman always was and she even married a gaolbird doing porridge for someone's RIGHTS... 



" so ladies... [the fingers twitching]....  [staring into her eyes]  i have never see or been part of such energy.. here tonight hundreds of you...  but, please... don't do what radio4 land has done and go and complicate it all with fancy words and podcasts... feminism...

" what is it...well before you even ask that just make sure HE.... does half the fuckin housework...

" always.."

Bolivian death squads, which dont exist since the fine women of Bolivia gave their lives in the earlyish 00s... to make them fuck off and die..

Or piss the fuck off back to CIA HQ...  and worship hairdyed bimbos on their devices..far away from the and of the ladies with the most gorgeous long black or grey hair in history..

May well have been considering reforming that afternoon in that square one silly man trying to tell Joan sat there in front...

In fact MORE beautiful than the real thing.. she was the real thing..

And did she hear the cock of those triggers around us...?

and the thoughtbubbles of the young men among them

clad in their jungle gerar

" fuck he means it... and he means UStoo..."


But the biggest universal joke in the universe

Is we get home and a few weeks later international fuckbook stalking, it appears that we fell in real-thing, dusty Andean, go-on-a-peace-march-with-her-as-fist-date ... love with the only ferkin lesbian in the whole of Bolivia..